Friday, November 13, 2009

Dude, there's something creepy happening in that house?

there's this old lady...with some stick in her hand..and a girl in a rag..then suddenly..with a flick of this stick..this girl out of nowhere wearing an outasite dress!...they both go out..and this pumpkin turn into this big carrige... and this two mouse turn into a horse..it's was so weird..i ran back to the castle..i waited till midnite..then..as the midnite came..i try to go up to the ballroom..and this chick ran into me..she then just got up..and ran away..she left her glass slipper..should i ran after her to give this smelly slipper to her?

Dude, there's something creepy happening in that house?
Hahaha! You're hilarious!


Smash the slipper on the floor and ask her ugly sisters for an orgy.
Reply:sounds like a bit of a fairy tale
Reply:please do so and incase ur rich why dont u buy the poor thing a new pair too if the old one is that smelly
Reply:hmmm...since it is a glass slipper you could keep it for the girl you will choose. :D
Reply:quit smoking that stuff





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Reply:Nah....just hit her over the head with it and drag her away cave man style
Reply:pft no haha


that's trippy man :P





got myspace or msn?


i'm in the mood to talk to people ..
Reply:yeh go chase her and ask the old lady to turn your car thats old into a brand new car 2007..cheers you are entertaining indeed!!!
Reply:Oh God I'm sorry, that's my interfereing Godmother. She's always trying to marry me off to some unfortunate prince charming. I keep telling her, it's the guy over the road that I want, and if you carry on like this he'll think we're freaks and never notice me.
Reply:fox mulder
Reply:Cinderella turned white chicks movie based on the family guy and the simpsons cartoon
Reply:I think that out there, a lady is waiting for you to find her.





Shut down that computer and find her you know it makes sense.
Reply:I FOUND A CHICKS GLASS SLIPPER ONCE I WAS GONNA FIND OUT WHOS IT WAS BUT I DROPPED THE DAMN THING AND IT BROKE SO BECAREFUL AND DONT DROP IT.
Reply:Nice fairy tale story
Reply:UH.....
Reply:this is the story of Cinderella,right?
Reply:Oh man,,,this is my lucky day,,,,,





I went to confession earlier today and said, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned".....





"What have you done Tommy O'Connor" said the Priest. "I had sex with a girl"





"Who was it Tommy?" "I cannot tell you Father, please forgive me for my sin."





"Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?" "No Father, please forgive me for my sin."





"Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?" "No Father, I cannot tell you, please forgive me."





"Well then, was it Sarah Martha O'Keefe?" "No Father, I cannot tell you who it was." "Okay Tommy, go say 5 Hail Marys and 4 Our Fathers and you will be forgiven."





So I walked out to the pew where my friend Joseph was waiting... "What did you get?" asked Joseph. "Well, I got 5 Hail Marys, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads!"





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Can u give me the slipper? Perhaps I can scored with her too,,,%26amp; i exchanged them for the phone numbers of the gals above,,,,,,

Toothache

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