Ideas for birthday present!!!!?

i have a 30th birthday at the weekend, the guy has everything he could ever wish for and more so i want to get him a joke present, my theme for the present is retirement lol!!!


any ideas would be great so far i have came up with tenna ladies and slippers!!!!

Ideas for birthday present!!!!?
I'm terrible to buy for, have you considered


nothing from www.iwoot.com? -(its a plastic ball filled with air for the man who has everything)


They do quite a good range for blokey toys and the delivery times area amazing!
Reply:pipe to go with the slippers..... or a walking stick(a white one, eyesight always goes when you get a bit older!)
Reply:Get him a walking stick, but make it a cool one with like a skull or a dragon on it so he won't get too insulted
Reply:get him a nice soft blanket so he don't get bed sores, also wrap a bedpan up for him.....oh and a big nappy....
Reply:a smoking jacket and a novel??


try pasttimes they have great ideas


http://www.pasttimes.com/
Reply:A zimmer frame :-)
Reply:Why don't you get him 'The Boys Book How to be the best at everything'? It is not expensive, and is a really old-fashioned book, for the type of boy pensioners today were.
Reply:Why not a title? see: www.englishtitles.co.uk
Reply:make a funny wish for him! http://www.themostexpensivewish.com/


it's new, it's unconventional, it's would be a special present...
Reply:How about a pipe? Or maybye u could get him a book on how to enjoy retirment if you're still stuck ask your friends and family for ideas!

gary