Dynamite Speech by a Desi School Master... if like this than dont forget to award a star..*?

A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day.





Here's his dynamite speech :





Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries, Children, "This is my first maiden speech. If small small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following reason.





Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my son.





We got independent because of great leaders li

Dynamite Speech by a Desi School Master... if like this than dont forget to award a star..*?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaheheeheheheehehe... I can't stop Laughing. Excellent joke. Brilliant !!!!!!!!.
Reply:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh...


I can't bear it.
Reply:i will not give you a star because if somebody doesn't speak good English you think that person is an idiot but when Indian from India don't speak good Hindi people like you consider them hep


sad
Reply:Nikhil, that joke is to be told to desi people. This is not the place. Whatever humor you want to instill here is lost in the long narration.


Sorry, no stars.
Reply:Good joke.