If your house falls on someone is it OK keep the shoes off of the dead woman under your house?

My house was sucked up in a twister and fell on top of this old lady killing her and this good witch gave me her ruby slippers and now this crazy witch is after me wanting her sisters shoes back and i don't know what to do.

If your house falls on someone is it OK keep the shoes off of the dead woman under your house?
You shouldn't joke about these things. . . I've never been the same since that house fell on my sister.





Don't make me get my flying monkeys.
Reply:Keep the shoes! u can never have too many
Reply:Close your eyes, click your heels together and say: "There's no place like home, there;s no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no.........." And that goes for your little dog too!!! Surrender Dorothy!!!
Reply:If the shoes are cute...then yes.
Reply:Finders Keepers!


click your heels!
Reply:Well, you could be taken into small claims court, but her case might be pretty weak. First of all, she'll have a hard time producing the receipt for the slippers. If she does produce the receipt for the slippers, you can counter with the "Finders Keepers" defense. If the judge rules in her favor, you'll have 30 days to return them, which should give you plenty of time to do your errands with them. (Y'know, meet new friends, travel, talk to local magicians and what not.)
Reply:Sure, take the shoes and don't go the wizard of oz. Instead, use them to get yourself back to Kansas. This is only a suggestion. Unless you want to meet the wicked witch, i suggest you go with it.
Reply:Give me back my ruby slippers I'm the only one who knows how to use them
Reply:Now you have to remember that the good witch that gave those shoes was her sister... And yes a sister does have the legal rights to do that if the parents are no longer alive..................
Reply:I would take the shoes. I love shoes.
Reply:I'm fairly sure that that didn't happen to you, but you should give the shoes to her sister and buy your own
Reply:well, I'd be careful.


Those shoes were pretty important to the Wicked Witch of the West...
Reply:1. Wake up.


2. Stop doing drugs.





Problem solved. Have a nice day.
Reply:OK well.....it kinda seems like the wizards of oz but never mind DAT i think i would keep the shoes and run don't let her have them an ways it doesn't seem real well take run and sell on eBay ....jk
Reply:call the po po hoe!


as medea would say!!!
Reply:YOUR SICK TWISTED AND ON CRACK YOU DONT KEEP THE SHOES
Reply:Pshh yeah, they're on your property. ***** shouldn't be walking around under tornadoes anyway.
Reply:u culd becuz its on your property but that wuld be kinda wrong but funny just take the dead persons shoes and run lol
Reply:I'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too!!!!! Keep the shoes!
Reply:Totally yours.
Reply:I would throw water on her. Just a thought.
Reply:Sounds like you will need to go to court or have an arbitrator decide on who gets the shoes. I would suggest a trial. You have more character witnesses than the other witches sister. Plus, the good witch actually stole the slippers and gave them to you. You could give them back, but the worse think your looking at is recieving stolen property. Although in that neighborhood, I don't think anyone will talk to cops. I hear they had a guild or gang thing going on. I think your in the clear on the theft charges unless the sister had a security crystal ball that was recording the whole incidence. However, this could lead to greater legal complications if they try charging you for the dead witches death. You could be looking at life. If you can prove that it was something like an accident you might get out from under the manslaughter charges. I don't know. If you can find proof that the twister was real you might avoid a criminal charge. However, if the crazy witch tries suing you for wrongful death, the burden of proof is in her favor and you could be looking at a OJ Simpson verdict. Of course, if the crazy witch decides to pull an OJ on you. She might barge in with her entire monkey man entourage and demand the stolen items. In that case, you might be able to get her for armed extortion. I would find a lawyer to spin this for you. You might get away with community service which can be like a walk in field full of flowers. I hear they have a great lawyer in your area. He's a real wizard with this stuff. Just surround yourself with friends and get your sweet a** down the road. Hopefully, the insurance on your home will be enough to cover your legal fees unless they pull a Hurricane Katrina maneuver and tell you that your home wasn't covered because the tornado was the wrong class of tornadic design. They really screw you with the fine print. Good luck. Hope this helps.
Reply:Does she have any living relatives? If so they should go to them :)
Reply:The shoes are yours now.
Reply:If the shoe dont fit, you gotta acquit.
Reply:wow thats crazy


tell dat nikka to back off
Reply:HAve you been reading too many fairy tales??


Or are you on drugs?
Reply:Wow, that sounds like a tough situation.





I would try talking to the woman's sister, and try not to call her a witch to her face. Hopefully, she will understand -just be polite and try your best to reason with her. If she refuses to listen to you, and even ends up sending a horde of winged monkeys after you, you might want to get an adult involved.
Reply:The shoes belong to the sister in any court in America. The statutes in Oz might be different. Also if their are any extenuating circumstances, such as, outstanding debts, self defense,threats to humanity, etc. then you might be able to tie up the courts with it so long that the shoes might as well belong to you anyway.
Reply:yes it is


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Reply:Well, it depends if you want to shut the old bag up or not. You might as well give them to here because you'll never hear the end of it otherwise.