JoKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Appology Letter.....hilarious











A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a





new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual





date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in





writing...





Deer sur,





If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ***





I am not a good englis speaker.





This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint





your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time





lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. I tolded





I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to





give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He





said I to go to the lady clerk.





At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally





with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the

JoKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
brilliant, hilarious, amazing,


100000/10


i loved it


hahahahahahahaha


and i'm gonna use some of them in my mails to the boss and claim bad english, especially the last sentence


"May God blast u"


hahahahahahaha


this really good
Reply:ha ha ha HA HA!!!!! 10/10
Reply:No...I got it, but really didn't seem that funny, sorry. Sort of half - smile
Reply:hehehehehehehehehehehehehe....awesome!!!...
Reply:Not a bad start to the New Year. 10/10, but how did you meet my new next door neighbour?
Reply:omg!


that was so amazing!


ha ha ha!!!!!!


11/10!
Reply:hahaha
Reply:good! =) * 4 u!
Reply:Nice joke.


Here's another version of this joke:





The Independence Day Speech





A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day.


Here’s his dynamite speech : Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries, Children, "This is my first maiden speech. If small small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following reason.


Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and at last with great difficulty she gave birth(Berth) only to my son. Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my son.


We got independent because of great leaders linke Gandhiji who get-outted all angrezi peoples from India. Tilak said Swaraj is our birth-rate and we shall halve it. Today we all halve our birth-rate. You children are future dynamic generators of the Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking, or looking at your behind. Be like great like X’ raj Ranjan of Germany or Presidents like Loosebelt.


You know genius, no? It is one per cent perspiration and ninety seven percent evaporation. They became great by reading great books. After we finish you here in the school, you can go to college and get B.A., M.A. and other decrease. Then you can become great liars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants, or leacherers in college.


The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, school is the soil. We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on your heads and one day will become great phools. Many vacancy job come in newspapers. Only yesterday I saw in paper "Wanted for refuted engineering firm: Generators, highpower condensors" so and so forth, etc. These jobs may be teknickel, but you can rise. If you have flare in English, you can become teacher.


I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank you and thank God I am finished. Joy Hind!"
Reply:i'ts bless not blast... anyway.... ha ha aha haha

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